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To read Part One of this Story go to Darth Jarjars page.

The day after the marshmallow incident, the crew of Capt'n Crunch's ship were less than a well balanced group. They were harded by the open air and stale in temperment. The First Mate Tony wasn't quite so grrrrreat as normally. The deck mates, Snap,Crackle and Pop, always a noisy bunch fell silent as a light sugary rain fell upon them. They all wondered if the Captains expiration date had finally come to him, if so it was time to go back to the farm and work in the general mill. The crew getting tired of the ships doomed voyage had literally snapped,cracked a bit, and popped. Maybe it would be better for them to return to their former jobs. Snap could go back to his job as editor of the famous magazine the Gay Post. Crack could go back to laundering money and drug dealing with uncle Eskimo Bar. Pop could go back to doing what he does best, killing asian mob members with his empire of men, dubbed, "The Rice Krispies". While Tony who was a waiter, could go back to serving those Frosted Flakes in L.A. No matter what, they all hoped the captain would pull through.
Just then Toucan Sam flew onto the Capt'ns Shoulder. "Follow your nose Captain! It always knows! Its the only way!" The Captain breathed in deeply......... it smelled like shit! Then he saw Toucan Sam left him a gift on his shoulder. "I'm sorry Captain, too many fruit loops." The Captain wiped off his shoulder and inhaled deeply. He smelled something charming...but what could it be?
Just then a leperchaun appeared and smiled at the Captain. "Go straight ahead, forget that silly rabbit and his trix and I'll show you treasures undreamed off. Red Hearts, Purple Horseshoes, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, all in beautiful lucky land, full of others like you, who learned of the wonders of our peoples." The Captain sailed on as the leperchaun suggested.
As they pulled into a bay, the Capt'n smiled at the leperchaun when he saw a beautiful land full of all the promised treasures. They docked at the pier and unboarded the ship. Everyone ran into the fields and started gathering treasures. The Captain had 10 purple horseshoes, Tony was screaming of his grrreatness as he gathered 15 blue diamonds, snap crackle and pop had eaten 7 red hearts,and picked 14 green clovers!
The leperchaun gasped in horror and became furious! He whistled and out came thousands of leperchauns!" "They're after me lucky charms!" He shouted.
After a large battle cry the leperchauns began eating the Captain and his crew whilst doucing them in milk under a full rainbow of anger.... Within seconds the crew was devoured completely. Tony was no longer quite so grrreat and was nothing but a mushy pulp on the clover. Snap, Crackle and Pop had liven up to their names, and the Captain had been completely eaten. A sad fate for the crew of the U.S.S. Serial K.
The Leperchaun smiled evilly as Toucan Sam flew down upon his shoulder. The Leperchaun pulled off one of his rings of magical fruit and gave it to the eagar loop addict, Toucan Sam. The Leperchaun was satisfied with the birds work as usual. "They're always after my lucky Charms." He laughed menacingly. The only part of slight imperfection was that the captain had the roof of his mouth slightly torn up from his stubborn crunchiness.

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